non bird reptiles

izzetheking:

How is sponge bob a sponge if everyone in his family are chocolate chip cookies

(Source: rachel-actually)

(Source: 100327)

(Source: furbey)

africancheewahwah:


theanti90smovement:

what does this even mean

i dont know but im printing it out and giving it to everyone i know

africancheewahwah:

theanti90smovement:

what does this even mean

i dont know but im printing it out and giving it to everyone i know

girlwhowasonfire:


deans-avenging-angel:

girlwhowasonfire:

Found a better use for the wine glasses

That’s a martini glass

I’m literally using it for milk and cookies does it look like I care about the finer points of debauchery

girlwhowasonfire:

deans-avenging-angel:

girlwhowasonfire:

Found a better use for the wine glasses

That’s a martini glass

I’m literally using it for milk and cookies does it look like I care about the finer points of debauchery

arc520:

darecrow:

Imagine being pregnant in new york

and your husband gets a cab for you and you’re rushing to the hospital when

"wELCOME TO THE CASH CAB"

image

officialpigeon:

Typing an essay due tomorrow at 3 in the morning

image

barebackinq:

Me: Mom I don’t think I am getting any better, I still feel sick…

Mom:image

chicken-buddha:


you ignorant fool

chicken-buddha:

you ignorant fool